1. He’s Jackson fucking Rathbone. Just look at those beautiful green eyes. It’s like skipping in a field of clovers. Coupled with his luscious lips, one seductive look from this guy will make you cream yourself.
2. He plays the part of a fucking vampire. He’s not even a main character of Twilight and he stands out. Yeah, he looks like he’s constipated, but he makes constipated look sexy.
3. He’s stylish as fuck. Whether he’s trying to look punk, scruffy, or like an unshowered Johnny Depp, he’s got you panting. Do you prefer the sophisticated look? He’s got it. Or maybe you like the adorable type? You name it and he’s done it. Yeah, everyone makes bad decisions when cutting their hair, but Jackson works it. Have you ever had that boyfriend you had to dump because his haircut made him look stupid? That’s not Jackson. Even on bad hair days, it looks like his tresses were sculpted by Jesus. [jajajajaj]
4. Not only is he a good actor, but he’s also a musician. Did you hear that? That was the sound of every average guy giving up. The more random-ass his music videos are, the more you want to bang him. Possibly in the banana suit…[jajajajajaj2]
5. …and that’s not even the last of it. He has an accent. That’s right, folks. His southern drawl will melt you like honey. Need I say more?